|       Jokes You Can Tell in Class   The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of   chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the   box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions,   but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping   up the wayward birds and returned them to the repaired crate. Hoping   he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting   the worst.      "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed   to find all twelve of them."      "Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with   seven."    |